i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”
my little cousin didn’t do his homework so he had to fill out a form on why he didn’t do it and he had to have his mom sign it and it went, “I didn’t do my homework because no”
"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you
you must be really small then…only 16?!
please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best